Find the little fucker, kill the guy with the little fucker, then kill the little fucker in such a way that it’s obvious the little fucker did both of them, then accidentally stung it’s self……..???
Show it to the guards, explain that it was the pet, the guards thank you profusely for your detailed explanation, incinerate the pet, and kill you for the bonus now that they are sure no one will be able to figure out the source of the poison.
one thing i’ve noticed in life, and want to bring to my stories, is that being right and doing the right thing, is rewarded far less than you would think.
Perhaps they need to evade the “little fucker” first. Once it’s out of its cage, it might be very much inclined to sting everybody…
wouldn’t you?
Find the little fucker, kill the guy with the little fucker, then kill the little fucker in such a way that it’s obvious the little fucker did both of them, then accidentally stung it’s self……..???
I think it would just be enough to kill the critter and show it to the guards… they probably know about it
Aww, where’s the fun in that?
Show it to the guards, explain that it was the pet, the guards thank you profusely for your detailed explanation, incinerate the pet, and kill you for the bonus now that they are sure no one will be able to figure out the source of the poison.
one thing i’ve noticed in life, and want to bring to my stories, is that being right and doing the right thing, is rewarded far less than you would think.
you just like saying ‘little fucker’. i can’t blame you, ya little fucker.
I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen next.
haha, hopefully, it’s not what you’re thinking!