“Friends, has a cyborg supersoldier torn off your junk and tossed it away? Of course—it’s happened to all of us! Well, now with the SuperJock(tm), those annoying pinch-and-yank jobs are fake news!”
haha, fake news. yeah, i don’t know that there’s a product that can protect against this sort of thing. aside from my new product NotBeingAJerk(tm). to be used before dealing with people who look like they could twist your berries off.
I’m surprised they didnt’ shoot him (her? it? xer?) already.
Also surprised he (or whatever) didn’t mince them as soon as he turned the corner. Those blades look mighty menacing.
The biggest reveal. Please do a back story on her.
back story, front story, the story keeps goin and goin. don’t worry bout that.
“Friends, has a cyborg supersoldier torn off your junk and tossed it away? Of course—it’s happened to all of us! Well, now with the SuperJock(tm), those annoying pinch-and-yank jobs are fake news!”
haha, fake news. yeah, i don’t know that there’s a product that can protect against this sort of thing. aside from my new product NotBeingAJerk(tm). to be used before dealing with people who look like they could twist your berries off.
You put up “a” good fight perhaps?
Also, yes, ow.
ow…… and yeah, good catch.
I’m surprised they didnt’ shoot him (her? it? xer?) already.
Also surprised he (or whatever) didn’t mince them as soon as he turned the corner. Those blades look mighty menacing.
Waaaaait a second. Spinemen are the guys repelled in some war some time before, aren’t they.
that’s right, a few references for the peeps who are paying super close attention. good catch!
Ow indeed…
…ow.