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Crotch Shot!
a new page, AND a rant, i mean post? you lucky duckies.
just a shout out to all my patrons and people who’ve made donations recently, it’s super appreciated. Especially now with the loss of my Onlyfans page, it looks like i’m going to have to get better at art. Which is just as well. seems like there isn’t a huge market to try to sell something no one wants for free. But, given that that’s the whole model of my website, what can i say? enjoy my work, and want to buy it retroactively when you don’t have to, and there’s no actual incentive to do so other than my appreciation? check out my patreon! there is no nudity, i promise. i used to have a gif of a robot that was…. self pleasuring, but patreon made me take it down, then restricted my content for a while. people are so sex negative these days.
that reminds me, if GIF. not JIF. hard G. that needs to be put to rest, and i will fight you in a field if you say it’s JIF. i will need a field, and a month or two to get in shape cause my only exercise right now is lifting my big cintiq tablet into place. wait, i think i just figured out why my Onlyfans failed…..
As Tom Petty would have crooned if he’d lived long enough to read this whilst sober, “She’s felt for his point, blow, his junk off in her jazz joint! Got red all o’er the floor, gonna run over hat’s left with a mower!”
I kind of love that we’ve had two full on genital destructions in this comic.
He thought he had nothing to lose but Sandrine knew better! Love this story! And since I can’t travel up there anytime soon I’ll be sure to get on Patreon! Gotta survive this pandemic together!
correction, 2 so far! but yeah, that might be too much junk mashing for one comic. haha
glad you’re digging the comic! and yeah, we all thought we’d be done with this pandemic stuff by now, but we got a ways to go. so time to buckle back down, and read more comics!
“Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago!”
haha, spaceballs. classic.
I have temporarily vanished from Paypal due to credit card issues. They probably delisted me as one of your supporters; just be aware I’ll be back in a month or two. I know I wasn’t contributing much but I didn’t want you to think you’d done something to lose support.
no worries! i never would have thought that. i didn’t track down who was gone, or if in fact anyone was, but generally i find that the people who have gone to the trouble to be financially supportive don’t just turn on a dime and cancel cause of something negative. i would always assume it was cause it wasn’t convenient for the patron to do so at the moment. so no worries there. but thanks for mentioning!
and don’t think anything about the amount. it’s all appreciated, and that anyone thinks enough of the comic to put down any actual coinage is huge to me.
Whoops, meant Patreon, not Paypal. Anyways keep putting out the good stuff!
That look of horror is perfect.
Also, OnlyFans backed down apparently, so you’re still good
oh…. no. darn, and here i am, having deleted all my… uh… porn… aw shucks. well, i don’t want to have to start from scratch. guess i’ll just stick with the comic. ahem.
I have missed your rants. I would fight you in a field for funsies. Just be warned, I’m pretty vicious for a little old lady. I love this page! Can’t wait until I can do the Patreon thing again. Shouldn’t be too long. I’m actually in my new house now, so soooon!
hahah, ok, it’ll be a big field. i have a wide reach. it’ll be like shadow of the colossus.
and that’s great! i’m glad things are goin good for you, but seriously, and this goes for anyone considering patronage, if you think you need it more than me, don’t contribute. just share, comment, chat me up and drool honey in my ear, but don’t give anything you’ll miss.