“Reports are coming in from Great Blue that the current generation of colonists cannot be appeased with snacks and calm music. Impossibly, these people seem to think violence is an answer. In an attempt to appease the protestors, heralds were deployed to give them free weapons in the hopes they would see the futility of violence once the means were no longer hypothetical. Even more impossibly, this resulted in violence…”
A few generations later, on Earth…
“Tonight on Inaction 9 news: We Blue It“
“Reports are coming in from Great Blue that the current generation of colonists cannot be appeased with snacks and calm music. Impossibly, these people seem to think violence is an answer. In an attempt to appease the protestors, heralds were deployed to give them free weapons in the hopes they would see the futility of violence once the means were no longer hypothetical. Even more impossibly, this resulted in violence…”
we blue it. hahah, yup!
Oh, NOW it all fits together.